Sarah was a nice Catholic girl. She married a man named John, and together they had six children. Sadly, John died too young. Despite Sarah’s heartbreak over his death, she moved on. She met another man, Dan. They fell in love and married. Sarah had six more children, and she lived a very long and loving life.
Not long after Dan passed away, Sarah said her goodbyes to her twelve children and slipped into a long, peaceful sleep.
At her funeral, the children gathered around each other, listening to the priest’s sermon. The priest ended by saying, “At least they’re together now.”
One of the children spoke up in his grief, “Do you mean with her first or her second husband?”
The priest looked down at the man and replied, “I mean her legs.”